Floating Weebles

I was driving home from my soccer game, minding my own business in my super reliable Honda Civic when up ahead in front of my car approximately two blocks I see two strange figures, in what I can only describe in appearance as really skinny weebles floating along the ground.

Now of course it wasn’t a life size weeble at all.  Instead, it might be obvious that what they actually were were Police Officers on Segway Scooters.

Now, if you’ve ever seen anyone on a Segway, you know how emasculating it is for the rider.  In fact, you might say that the ridiculousness of the device causes one to lose a majority of the authority they are trying to project.  Maybe they are able to access more areas than a bike might be able to access, I don’t know, but those things are really really stupid looking.