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  1. awkward hug metrics: * how many total pats on the back mid-hug * how early the pats start * how long the pats last * how fast are the pats? pat frequency buy my ebook on how to give the best hugs. it’s called “expats” anyone named Pat gets 50% off
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    1. …in reply to @zachleat
      yes I will be doing a book tour under no circumstances are you allowed to hug me on this tour if you had read the ebook you would know this
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      1. …in reply to @zachleat
        just to follow up since some have asked there will be an ebook tour (an IRL tour for the virtual book) and an ebook etour (a virtual tour for the virtual book) but there will not be a book tour or a book etour as there will not be any physical copies of the book
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