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  1. a web app is a slow web site @Stegosource/1359205674526375937
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      a web app must have a hamburger menu made specifically from clipped photos of deconstructed railroad ties taken from a small 100-acre section of west virginia
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        a web app is like a fine wine in that it must stay in a temperature and humidity controlled wine-cellar for at least two years for the javascript to properly bundle for most aromatic notes, must pair with latest apple hardware
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          a web app must be comprised of only real programming languages, like typescript and speaking in tongues
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          1. …in reply to @zachleat
            ok I’m done now, probably
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