Zach’s ugly mug (his face)

Zach Leatherman

Nursery Rhyme Code Poem [JavaScript]

26 Oct 2007 Read in about 11 minutes
(function()
{
function BlindMouse() {}
BlindMouse.prototype.tail = true;
BlindMouse.prototype.run = function(after) {};
function Mice(mouse1, mouse2, mouse3)
{
this.mice = [];
this.mice.push(mouse1, mouse2, mouse3);
this.declare = function()
{
return this.mice.length + ' Blind Mice';
};
this.run = function(after)
{
for(var j=0,k=this.mice.length;j<k ;j++) {
this.mice[j].run(after);
}
};
this.cutOff = function(prop, weapon)
{
for(var j=0,k=this.mice.length;j<k;j++) {
this.mice[j][prop] = false;
}
};
}
var mice = new Mice(new BlindMouse(), new BlindMouse(), new BlindMouse());
alert(mice.declare());
alert(mice.declare());
function seeHow(they, func)
{
they[func]();
}
seeHow(mice, 'run');
seeHow(mice, 'run');
var farmersWife = function()
{
var weapon = 'Carving Knife';
return {
cutOff: function(creatures, prop)
{
creatures.cutOff('tail', weapon);
}
}
}();
mice.run(farmersWife);
farmersWife.cutOff(mice, 'tail');
function haveYouSeen(obj, timeSpan)
{
return true;
}
if(haveYouSeen('Such a Thing', 'Your Life')) {
alert('as ' + mice.declare() + '?');
}
}());

The above code poem is released under the BSD license. To use in production environment without error, please enclose with a try-catch block. Obviously I’m kidding, don’t use this code. Not even for enterprise software.

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Haha Damn that's super cool . :D